ATTN: Codename S.O.S
[HIGHLY CLASSIFIED // EYES ONLY]
Pursuant to Section , Subclause , the Agency formally acknowledges the imminent reclassification of the subject [CODENAME S.O.S] D.O.B.
The subject [CODENAME S.O.S] has successfully completed years of service with zero compromise to operational effectiveness.
KNOWN assets include:
- •Visual intelligence capture [PHOTOGRAPHY]: Recently activated; performance exceeds expectations
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Cultivation and maintenance of unidentified flora [PLANTS/]:
- •Ongoing; results inconclusive but promising
- •Routine reconnaissance and surveillance of “Roma Secret Gardens” [R.S.G.]
- •Civilian morale elevation within CBD perimeter
- •Weaponised humour deployment of “DAD JOKES” High frequency; variable reception; mission success unaffected
Subject remains fully mission-capable.
Celebratory protocol is approved under Discretionary Allowance .
End Report.
DOC-REF: RR-ABOUT-2025
DECLASSIFIED AND APPROVED FOR RELEASE